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- Yabba Dabba Doo! - Toshimitsu!
- Let me reenact it for you. - These three here...
- With their eyes and necks together, they're going kickboxing. - Wow, I'd love to show you that.
- They're raising each other up quite a bit. - They're burning up.
- They're burning up more than you can imagine. - It's because of their high motivation...
- That I'm concerned about their bodies... - What's wrong with you?
- It's nothing! - But if you just work out...
- You can't control it. - Right.
- There's a lot going on in our daily lives. - Right.
- So we have to be aware of calories. - Right.
- If you eat a lot, you'll gain weight. - Right.
- It's easy to understand. - Right.
- But it's hard to consume. - Right.
- I'm sure you've all been on a diet. - Right.
- So it's important to eat this much efficiently... - It's hard.
- Wait a second. - Oh, sure.
- Can you wait a little longer? - Sure.
- I can't wait at all. - I can't wait at all.
- Oh, this is too much. - Yeah, it's too much.
- You're quick on your feet too! - Yeah.
- Okay... - What? What? What? What?
- Do you have time or do you want me to sit and watch? - Stand over there.
- You don't have to sit over here. - Then I'll go home and get some rest.
- Oh! I didn't know that! - Good work!
- If we don't stop now, the boss will come out and... - STOP IT!
- Shut up, you! You've been doing that all day! - Huh?
- Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! - What are you doing?
- The second one you were really loud! You were like "Ugh!"
- Huh?
- I know! - Huh?
- Let's say we eat the same amount of calories and consume the same amount of calories.
- Perfect answer! - Is it okay for you to say it like that?
- It's a pain in the ass to go around in circles.
- It's a pain in the ass to eat a lot and move around a lot.
- It's also a pain in the ass not to eat a lot.
- There are calories that you can't help but eat, right? - Yeah.
- At that time, if you know how much you want to consume, you don't have to do anything extra.
- It's okay, right? - Yeah.
- This time, the three of us will be given the same amount of food equally. - Yes.
- First of all, we're going to take calories here. - Yes.
- First of all, we're going to guess how many calories we've taken. - Yes.
- Oh, I see. - And you can make predictions in your head, right? - Yes.
- Then, in order to make it zero...
- For example, if you eat one hundred calories, you'll consume one hundred calories. - Yes.
- People who can eat as little as possible will be able to maintain their weight.
- There's no need for you to go on a diet in the future. - Yeah.
- It's a lie to consume calories for karaoke, right? - It's a lie for karaoke.
- It's different when you move and sing, right? - Yeah.
- So, we're going to talk about how we measure calories.
- This time, we're going to use an Apple Watch. - Okay.
- It measures the energy consumption for moving exercise and for doing nothing. - Yeah.
- So, it measures the energy consumption of the body and the body itself. - Yeah.
- If you do it too strictly, you'll end up in a hospital or a research facility. - Yeah.
- So, we're going to believe in the numbers on the Apple Watch. - Yeah.
- So, for now, it's important for us to make predictions about calories we're going to consume. - Yeah.
- So, what are we going to consume this time? - Are we going to eat...
- Oh! - It's here!
- Money! - Money, right? - Yes.
- We're going to use money and start a death game, aren't we? - Yeah.
- We're going to spend all of it. - It's like "Star of Cairo".
- It doesn't matter if it's real or not. - For example...
- I'm going to eat what I think is 10,000 calories, right? - Yeah.
- After that, I'm going to think, "I ate more than 10,000 calories!" - Yeah.
- If you're not very active when you exercise, it might work on its own. - Yeah.
- Predictions don't really matter. - Yeah.
- Today, I'm just going to eat. - So, you're going to consume it the day after?
- Well, yeah. - It's not like you've consumed a lot of cannellini.
- So, we're just going to eat it and imagine the calories? - Yeah.
- So, let's eat it. - Okay.
- Let's eat it. - Let's eat it.
- It's good. - Yeah.
- It's not like you're eating a lot of cannellini. - Yeah.
- Are you relieved? - Yeah.
- It's annoying! - It's annoying.
- It's coming out a lot, so I'm worried. - It's coming out a lot, so I'm worried.
- There's micro water in it, right? - Yeah.
[It's coming out a lot, so I'm worried.]
- Hmm, but I think it's coming out a lot. - It's coming out a lot.
- It's pretty big. - It's coming out a lot.
- One of these.
- No, you can't eat it now! - Oh, I see.
- That's enough.
- So, we're assuming your calories like this.
- So, it's time for the "critical calories".
- So, put on your Apple Watch, and...
- At this moment, say, "Start!" - And say, "Ah! I've completely consumed ten cannellini."
If you think so, please talk about it.
It's important for you to do it in full speed.
Yes.
It's no good, it's no good!
If you think so, let's write it down.
That's what it is!
It's low-calorie.
Yes, I also made a prediction.
Today, Masuda is not coming home, but his girlfriend is coming.
Yes.
His girlfriend will probably bring calories.
Hahahahaha!
I'm really addicted to calories.
He's a guy who's really addicted and brings calories again at night.
Hahahahaha!
Please consume it personally.
Hahahahaha!
Well, each of you, right?
It's a basic calorie that you consume without moving and a basic calorie that you consume without moving.
It's both of these.
You can move a lot, or you can consume anything without moving for a long time.
Oh, and for the time being, each of you is a supporter, a talking partner, and a cameraman supporter.
Yes.
One member per person.
I see. Thank you very much.
Please do it as you like.
I understand!
Yes.
Well, good luck and consume it!
Ooooooooh!
Consumption completed!
Applause!
- Everyone, you've done it, haven't you? - Yes, we have.
- The supporter of "otaku" is... - Ah, fired.
- What?! What?! - The result of quite a debate is...
- It's pretty much fired. - I'm fired.
- It's the most fired in history of "Touhou". - I feel like my "fired" is almost there.
- It's a game of whether you were able to consume 8 calories in a can. - Yes.
- 10? - Ah, yes, 10!
- After all, 10 is dangerous! - I had a lot of questions about it.
- We were in the same team, weren't we? - Yes.
- And you were like, "8?!" and said it a lot. - I remember that.
- And you were like, "10? 10?" - 10.
- And you were like, "10?" - 10!
- You were like, "10?" - You're not being serious!
- I'm being honest! - Oh, really?!
- I think I had consumed all of my calories in the can at the time.
- I don't think you're crazy about your predictions. - Yeah.
- When I ate up all of my cannes...
- I thought, "Wow! 2160 calories!" - Ah, I see.
- What about you, Shibuya? - My prediction at the time was...
- 2200 calories! - Wow!
- But I did lose some in the actual performance. - I see.
- I was small and I think I lost 1500 or so. - I see.
- And then I lost 1500 or so in the middle of it. - You lost a lot!
- But you were determined to lose, weren't you? - What do you mean, "determined to lose"?
- My memory was lost and I couldn't remember where I had gone.
- And you, Shibuya? - I didn't make any predictions.
- I was just living my life and thinking, "Ah, is it 2.5 now?" - Ah...
- I see. - I didn't make any predictions.
- So you were the most sensitive.
- Well, this is just a reference number. - Yeah.
- Let's start from here. First of all... - Yeah.
- Let's ask how many calories there were officially. - Yeah, let's do that.
- We ate up 10 cannes.
- Let's count the calories we made with the cannes. - There were 10 cannes, so...
...there were 350 kcal. - Huh?
- Huh? - Oh, I ate only one.
- You ate only one! - But...
- Huh? - Urghhhh...
- What? - What?
- You ate one of those!
- Huh? - These aren't fried food.
- If you had 100g, you'd have 200kcal. - But I only had 15g.
- Fifteen kg!? - What!?
- With only one loaf of bread? With that amount of weight? - But then...
- Compared to what we expected... - We were both fat...
If we can't spend surprisingly much, it's possible.
I think we spent about 1,160 yen.
Toshinetsu also spent about 1,500 yen.
I can't count Shibayu.
Because I don't know how many kilograms each person spent.
Let's look at the VTRs that each of us have spent.
I'll go first.
This is my spending of ten cans.
Katsuya, terrorist fireteam.
Tetsuya, terrorist fireteam.
I'm already familiar with it, but I've been to the terrorist fireteam.
I don't think you're all that familiar with it.
Aren't you familiar with it?
Isn't it because you come every week?
Aren't you familiar with it every week?
I'm familiar with it for the first time.
For the first time?
I came for the first time.
That's crazy.
Was there still such a person?
There is.
Where is this place?
It's a kickboxing gym.
I've been taught Izundoki's plan and New World's boxing.
Somehow, I'm going to the gym as it is.
That's great.
I always think it's pretty amazing than running.
So I'm going to do my usual daily gym.
If I think I've lost weight, I'll stop it.
However, I don't know how much I've lost between this gym and this gym.
I don't know how much I've lost.
I'll make a prediction.
How many calories are eight cans in the first place?
That's my prediction.
Katsuya, can you close your ears for me?
I'm sorry.
You don't have a heat resistance band, do you?
I'm in trouble.
I can't help it.
Hey, don't come close.
I know.
I can't help it.
I do it every week.
Why do you do it?
I want you to twist it in your own way.
I want to do it as soon as possible.
The clock is ticking.
I can't close my ears.
Just do it.
Katsuya's prediction is correct.
From now on, I will lose 2160 kcal with all my strength.
This time, I asked Ryo-san to help me.
So, I chose Ryo-san's linkage approach.
At this stage, I will finish my prediction and get out of here.
Thank you for your cooperation.
What is "me"?
I'm doing it, too.
Oh, is that so?
Price time for the practice is 150 kcal for the front, 150 kcal for the front, 150 kcal for the back, 150 kcal for the front, 150 kcal for the back, 150 kcal for the front, 150 kcal for the back, 150 kcal for the back and 150 kcal for the middle.
It's good.
It's a mess.
I'm doing half of it with my head.
No way.
The first half is definitely coming.
- That's a lot of strength. - Here it is.
- Oh! - Ah...
[TENSE]
- Come on! - Oh!
- Ahaha! - Wow!
- Well, it's one and a half or ten reps left. - Oh!
- You're already there? - Yeah.
- Wow! - You're fast!
- The strength of the normal light running is too different. - That's true.
- Well, let's try one more here. - Okay.
- Well, let's do it. - Well, I've done about 250 reps.
- So far... - Okay.
[TENSE]
- Wow, that's amazing! - That's amazing.
- The point is that you've been running for about a day. - Well...
- You're consuming a lot of calories. - I just said 400 kcal.
- Ah, I see. - One fifth. - Okay.
[TENSE]
- Ideal super-finished product! - Super-finished product!
- This is amazing! - Yes!
[TENSE]
- I just started working out and it's been about 40 minutes? It's dangerous, I'm definitely going to lose weight. - I see.
- Even if I lose weight, it's still a little low. No, is it worse than I thought?
- Wow, I didn't know I was going to lose weight. Isn't there anyone in the world who loses weight? - Is it still going on? - It's still going on!
[TENSE]
- 1,300. - Are you aiming for 2,000? - My prediction is 2,160. - It's 2,160, right?
- Huh? - Huh?!
[TENSE]
- That was close. - It was close. - I thought I was going to lose weight. - I know, even though it's worse than I expected. - It's definitely going to be worse than I thought. - It doesn't make sense.
[TENSE]
- Nice! - Nice! - Nice! - Nice!
- I did it! - That's it, the corner of the line! - Definitely the corner of the line. - The corner of the line.
[TENSE]
- Last one! - Last one!
- Nice! - Nice! - Nice! - Thank you!
- It was a tough competition like this. - Yes, it was. - I'm sorry. - It's not going to be the same. - I can't think of anything right now.
- I think I had about 7.2kcal, so I think I'll have about 0.8kcal left. - For calories... - I have about 120kcal left.
[TENSE]
- Thank you very much. - Oh, look at this! - It's amazing! - It's all thanks to my back fat!
We just passed 2000km/h.
So we just have to jog 1-2 km more and we'll be done.
We finished in 1 minute and 30 seconds!
We should be done now!
Ready, set...
Go!
[Time up!]
Last one!
[Time up!]
Okay!
Nice fight!
That was amazing!
That was crazy!
Just 8 left...
Time's up!
I can't believe how hard it is for just 8 people!
It really is!
Seriously!
Eating and dieting is the easiest!
Seriously...
I want you guys to go too far!
This isn't enough!
It's crazy when we're eating with a camera!
Thank you!
I'm sorry for being so weak!
Thank you!
[Next episode]
Okay!
That was a simple and serious move!
I can't lie down all the time!
You're always lying down!
Let's see how it turned out!
Okay!
Let me announce it!
Tetsuya's caloric intake when resting...
150!
Active caloric intake...
434.3!
In total...
484.3 caloric intake!
You're lying down!
You don't use a lot of kickboxing!
I don't put in that much effort!
Wait!
You're always lying down!
You're 10 times more lazy than I thought!
You're right!
I think you run for 30 minutes and eat a snack!
I don't consume caloric intake!
I see!
It's good for body make-up, but it doesn't consume calories at all.
I see, I see.
I was worried about the next song, but it didn't consume calories at all.
You lost the song!
The word "calorie consumption" wasn't known to us yet...
It wasn't us, it was broken.
It wasn't known to us.
I was really anxious and asked the teacher, but he said, "No, it's okay."
I didn't approach him in a strange way.
But in this battle, I was able to say the perfect lines.
If you say it here and here, it will come here and here.
In this battle, it's perfect.
Let's move on to the next song.
Let's watch the video.
Yes, Mr. Imura.
Thank you for supporting me.
Support...
On June 4th...
I noticed it a long time ago and asked you about your schedule.
For now, on June 4th, Toyspit will have a live performance.
Toyspit, Tokyo, Minato Ward.
Please come to Toyspit.
I was wondering what I was consuming the most in my life, and it was a live performance, so I ate a lot on stage.
And you'll see the calories.
Oh, I see.
Wait a minute!
I didn't say no.
You didn't say anything, but you said you didn't like it.
I'm going, but...
Tell me earlier!
I'm going to Texas!
It's a live performance of BLACKPINK.
In Osaka.
I'm looking forward to it.
This time...
What?
No, it's a different song.
It's a different song.
Don't worry.
June 4th...
Hello, I'm Toshimitsu's team.
I'm going to have a one-man live performance at Toyspit.
There's a note saying "ten heavy and chewy cans."
It says "two thousand and two hundred calories with ten guesses."
But I think I wrote a lot of this.
It's about one thousand and eight hundred calories, isn't it?
That's what it means.
And my consumption method is...
It's been going on for a day.
There's a rehearsal now.
And then there's the actual performance.
That's how much I'm going to consume.
Today we have a stylist with us.
She said that this sports band doesn't go well with my costume.
So she asked me if I could make one for her.
I'll show you later.
My partner, Yumemaru-san, will be here in the middle of the rehearsal.
So I'll talk to him when he comes back.
What?
You're up?
What's up with you?
Your face is pale.
When you were rehearsing earlier, you said you wanted me to lift you up.
But you're getting too serious.
I talked to Fumio-san and said, "No, I'm not."
Stop saying you're too serious.
We just finished rehearsing.
I feel like I'm going to wear a costume for the actual performance.
I'm going to sweat even more.
I think I'm going to sweat about 700-800.
What's up with you?
You look like a girl.
I'm tired.
I'm really happy about this.
I haven't seen it yet.
It's a really cool movie.
It's amazing!
What should I do?
What do you mean?
I was in the waiting room earlier and asked you if you were listening.
You said you made something weird.
Is that true?
It's really cool.
It's really good, isn't it?
Is it really good?
It's really good, isn't it?
What about this one?
It's definitely better.
I made this.
Then I'll show you later.
You can show me later.
I don't want it.
Please show me properly.
I don't want it.
This is going to be an interesting video.
(They're laughing.)
Was it that good?
That's what stylists say.
Let's do this later.
For now, let's do it together.
As I said in the opening, I hope it's calories.
Then, Toshimitsu's live.
Please do your best!
After the dream...
Oh my god! It's digested!
You were so cool!
Thank you!
I don't care about calories anymore!
From now on, we'll take the watch and do a live show.
Yes.
Are you ready?
I'll press it once.
Yes, I got it.
Well, good luck with the last one!
Yes!
That was the last digest!
Thank you!
Thank you for your hard work!
It was a great live performance!
I'm really exhausted now!
You've lost weight, haven't you?
My face is really swollen after the live performance!
And can I say the most important thing?
I found Tamura!
What!?
He's my classmate!
Everyone is doing like this, but he's the only one!
Thank you for your hard work!
I'm going home!
It's 11 o'clock...
I was worried that you would be late on your way home.
It's 11 o'clock...
I was worried that you would be late on your way home.
It was the easiest one!
Thank you for your hard work!
And that's it!
It was a live performance!
To be honest, it seems like you spent a lot of money on kickboxing!
I think you've gained a lot of strength in this battle!
Well, can I say it?
Well...
Tochimitsu's...
Tochimitsu...
You're saying "tochi"!
Tochimitsu...
You're saying "tochi"!
You're failing!
When completed, energy consumed is...
1,289 kcal!
Active energy is...
348 kcal!
It's a lot more than I expected!
The total is...
1,637 kcal!
Wow!
If you do a live performance...
I'll buy you calories for kickboxing!
What you're saying is really...
It's a lot of money...
It's exactly what I expected!
I see, Tochimitsu's prediction is...
It's perfect!
It's a lot of money!
He says that much!
It's still hard to believe...
It's hard to believe...
It's hard to believe it's just numbers!
I wanted to do it with numbers!
No way...
If you do a diet like Tochimitsu...
You won't get the calories you expect...
And you'll gain weight, so it's bad!
I'm not gonna lose weight...
I'll eat!
(The promise was made)
So far, I'm the one who has the final say.
Well...
If you don't support me, I'll announce it myself.
You'll announce it yourself...
Yes.
Would you like me to show you once?
Oh, show me.
I'll show you.
Beep! Beep! Beep!
Start!
What's up?
Here...
I'm not supposed to show you on full screen, right?
No, no, no!
That's what it is!
It's too light!
Can I do it like "whoosh"?
Yes!
Cannoneer consumption!
Shibayu Team!
So, we're here!
Shibayu Team!
Is it you and your team again?
It's a strange team and business, isn't it?
So, Tetsuya and Toshimitsu...
Exercise, exercise and calories...
Well, that's right.
It's an exercise that consumes calories.
Well, you should be able to consume it quickly.
But...
Well...
I thought it was too similar...
I won't use exercise!
Yeah...
What do you do?
Spend...
Daily life?
Daily life...
Even in my daily life...
Oh, I've consumed quite a bit now.
Like that...
I don't know where it's going.
Oh...
Well, humans use calories while sleeping.
There's something called "basic metabolism".
Basic metabolism, yes.
No, but...
In Tetsuya's team and Toshimitsu's team...
There's a team member...
Who takes a picture of you working hard...
Or says, "Work hard with your voice!"
What kind of support can I give...
To Shibayu-san who spends his daily life?
Nothing.
What?!
Can you give me...
Zero?
Zero?!
You don't need it!
Hahaha!
I don't need it?!
No, but...
You gave me something...
What should I do instead?
I thought you were in trouble...
So, if I try to do something weird...
I'll use calories because of it...
Yeah, like...
Ah, stop it...
What's with that gesture?
I might use that kind of gesture...
I really have no choice but to say it...
But this is only for today...
There's a possibility that I'll do it again tomorrow...
But it's only the beginning...
What should I do?!
I've always been with you, Shibayu...
I don't know!
Hahaha!
Me neither...
Hahaha!
I don't know either!
I want to prepare for tomorrow's video...
No, it's fine!
Let's do it here!
No, I can't do it without going home...
Should we go together?
I mean, I want to do it with you...
But I also...
Have a weird homework for tomorrow...
I want to do it a lot...
No, but I want to do it too!
Hahaha!
Then let's go home...
Let's go home...
If we're a team like that, there's nothing we can do...
When will we do it?!
I don't know!
Hahaha!
I don't really have any plans of ending it here...
I feel like our team might be the first one to fire their teammate, Mushi Megami.
We're going home now, right?
"Oh, what time was it?" "Yes, it's one o'clock now." "Not yet."
If I were there, something better might've happened.
But if my presence limits what we do, we'd be in first place.
It's not like we don't need you...
You're in the way.
- We don't need you. - I do feel like you're in the way.
Then...
FIRE HIM!
What's with you?
It's not like it's the first time we've been fired in 10 years and we're in the middle of a team.
Then I'm going to live my life on my own from now on.
However, I'm not going to exercise.
So I'm going to turn the camera around and film from time to time.
I've been fired today.
Thank you for everything.
I'm just going to live my life normally.
I haven't done anything like this in a while.
While Tetsuya and Shimizu are doing a lot of things...
Watch out!
The tripod is terrible.
It's heavy.
It's standing perfectly on top of Moai's head.
Yeah, I wanted to eat it now.
I'm going to cut it.
I haven't done anything.
I haven't done anything at all.
So now...
I have a gross homework and I'm going to do it.
I think it's already out.
I have to make an illusion.
Ah, okay.
I have homework, too.
This "hokora" is a little difficult.
I'll do my best!
Wow, Zelda is fun.
Yes, it's the second night.
I went into a hot bath.
I think I consumed quite a lot of calories.
I'm wearing a can now.
To be honest, I'm wearing seven.
To be honest...
I think it will end around tomorrow noon.
I'll wait.
Is it three days?
We did it for three days.
Three days?
When we talked about the secret formula, we didn't have any expectations.
We didn't have any expectations.
You thought you consumed ten cannellini for three days, didn't you?
That's right.
When you eat two or three cannellini a day, you think you can live.
You've eaten so much rice for about 30 years, haven't you?
That's right.
You consumed ten cannellini for three days, didn't you?
How do you feel?
Are cannellini like that?
I'm really curious about it.
How many kilograms did you consume?
I'll announce it.
Three days.
Cannellini...
7,589 kilograms.
200 cannellini.
I ate 200 cannellini.
As a result, I ate 134 cannellini.
Toshiyuki ate 1,287 cannellini.
Shibayu ate 7,239 cannellini.
I won!
You did it!
Cannellini is amazing.
Some people think it's 350 kilograms.
I think it's about 2,000 kilograms.
I think so, too.
I often think that cannellini has 200 kilocalories in that size.
It's too overwhelming.
I see.
I see what you mean.
Maybe we can eat more than we think.
I think so, too.
By the way, you consumed 484 cannellini, didn't you?
In those two hours, you consumed less cannellini than you thought.
Shibayu didn't do anything for three days, but he consumed 20 cans of cannellini.
I think I'll have courage.
I can't give you courage.
You can eat more than you think and work harder than you think.
On the other hand, you can't consume that much cannellini even if you eat a lot of it.
So you shouldn't think you should eat too much cannellini and work harder than you think.
That's right.
You should eat a lot of cannellini and work harder than you think.
But you can't eat a lot of cannellini and work harder than you think.
That's what we thought.
We need to verify it.
I'm very curious about it.
I think we ate the least amount of cannellini we ate this time.
If you go to a restaurant, please try it and think, "Is it really 350 kilograms?"
We were going to study calories, but we're more interested in cannellini than calories.
I'd like to make a cannellini video next time.
goodbye